Novy Koi Better Than Ambient Dog Poo

Something different for a change of pace. Recently, in our new neighborhood park (next to the Twin Peaks Bar), I noticed these wonderful koi appearing on the ground. I've wondered who was responsible for them.

Today, while strolling into the Castro, I noticed some new koi fish on the sidewalk of the little triangular park near our house. See the picture I took.  This is such a fabulous distraction to all the dog doo that litters the sidewalks.

Many thanks to the artist, Jeremy Novy. Learn more about Jeremy in this SFGate article, S.F. artist Jeremy Novy thrives in outdoor gallery.

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High Doo Haiku - Sick Humor

Some sick humor fun. Consider this part two of the previous post. I crafted this Haiku to go along with what I previously recounted.

I named this Haiku, "High Doo." Here goes:

Fresh dog doo on wall

Dog jumps high to leave wet doo

Human poo, or dog doo?

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One More Clue - Is it human or dog poo?

The scoop about poop was mentioned in a previous post, There Are Folks More Obsessed About Dog Doo Than Me.

Well, now it's time to add another clue to the list.

If the poo is 'high,' it's probably human. I think the poo in the picture is human. Tip - look at the size of the bricks.



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Would this bright idea for dog poop fly in SF?

I had to smile after reading this SFGate.com article, Dog poop has bright side: Powering Mass. park lamp.

Just drop your doo in the tank, crank it to mix, and voila, methane gas to power a park gaslamp.

The idea is quite ingenious. In San Francisco, and in my neighborhood, I suspect this could only fly in heavily dog trafficked areas, and where there's iron will by dog owners to contribute to the greater good. 

If we can't get dog doo littering dog owners to pick up, how can we expect them to contribute to a communal gas lamp?!

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