Fun Doo Haiku

Ok, I just had to chuckle when I saw these.  My hat's off to the Contra Costa Times and Inside Bay Area.

Winners in the Pet Peeve Haiku Challenge
Runners Up in the Pet Peeve Haiku Challenge

Here are my favorites of the bunch:

Ahead in the park
Lady and her French poodle.
On my shoe, dog poo.
— Alan Thompson, Walnut Creek

Left behind dog poo —
The pet doesn't know better
but his owner does.
— Sandy King

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